Eh?

Whoa... We just picked up this record by some shitty band called Minor Threat today. This kid Ian yeah, he doesn't like the booze, the pussy or the drugs for some reason. Will this shit last? Duh, probably not. Look out for the first issue of Crucial 'Zine though at the next matinee at CBGB's. I'll begin programming the next update and uploading bit-by-bit over the next century! look out for some awesome ascii renditions of classic covers!